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A mindreader is at a nightclub one night and decides to give a small demonstration of her abilities. First, she reads the mind of the lead guitarist:
“Wow, look at all the cute chicks who showed up tonight! Good crowd!”
Then the drummer:
“Lots of people showed up tonight…Great! we’re going to make good money tonight”
Then the Keyboard player:
“All three of these guys have no appreciation of my talent…What a bunch of losers”
Finally, the Bass player:
“C…G…C…G…”
— Seen on Rec.Humor.Funny Jokes
